Invader Zim quotes that live rent-free in my head to this day.

• "I made maaashed potatoes!" —GIR
• "Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP??" "Aahhh made it mahself!" —Zim & GIR
• "But invader's blood marches through my veins like giant RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!" —Zim
• "It's me! I was the turkey ALL ALONG!" —GIR
• "I saw a squirrel! It was doin' like this! *chitters*" —GIR
• "I was born with webbed fish toes... like some kind of horrible fish boy. Wanna see?" —Dirge
• "Destruction is nice!" —Zim
• "What are you doing, GIR?" "...Nothing..." "Nothing... or something?" —Zim & GIR
• "ARMS... LIKE... NOOODLES!!" —Dib
• "Sorry... I'm late... horrible... nightmare visions..." "It's called life, Dib. Sit down!" —Dib & Ms. Bitters
• "I have a MIGHTY NEED [to use the restroom once again]!" —Zim
• "It's got chicken legs!" —GIR
• "Awwww, I wanted to explode." —GIR
• "It's not stupid; it's advanced!" —Tallest Purple
• "Why isss his head so big? Whyyy is his heeead so biiig?" —GIR
• "YAAAY, I'm gonna be SICK! *vomits*" —GIR
• "Have you the brain worms??" —Zim
• "THE HALLOWEENIES!!" —Zim
• "Prepare your bladder for iminent release!!" —Zim
• "GIR, your waffles have sickened me! Fetch me the BUCKET!" —Zim
• "But I need tacos! I need them or I will explode. That happens to me sometimes..." —GIR
• "Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!" "Okay, there's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said." —Zim & Dib
• "What about me? How do I get back?" "Good question! But I don't care!" —Dib & Zim
• "Computeeer! Take me to the weasels!" —Zim
• "Hey look, they're gonna start making artificial beavers." —Zim
• "Hi floor! Make me a sammich!" —GIR
• "NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE!!" —Professor Membrane
• "Shut your face butt!!" —Zim*

   * from the comic series