These were originally posted to the defunct fansite The Scary Monkey Show. I have cleaned up each of these transcripts (reformatting for ease of reading as well as cleaning up some spelling errors and such) and provided them here in downloadable .doc format.
Hint: If you need a (free!) program that can read .doc files, I recommend LibreOffice, which you can get here.
Episode Transcripts:- Episode 00: Pilot
- Episode 01 : The Nightmare Begins
- Episode 02a: Bestest Friend
- Episode 02b: NanoZim
- Episode 03a: Parent Teacher Night
- Episode 03b: Walk of Doom
- Episode 04a: Germs
- Episode 04b: Dark Harvest
- Episode 05a: Attack of the Saucer Morons
- Episode 05b: The Wettening
- Episode 06a: Career Day
- Episode 06b: Battle-Dib
- Episode 07a: Planet Jackers
- Episode 07b: Rise of the Zitboy
- Episode 08a: Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain
- Episode 08b: Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy
- Episode 09a: A Room with a Moose
- Episode 09b: Hamstergeddon
- Episode 10a: Plague of Babies
- Episode 10b: Bloaty's Pizza Hog
- Episode 11a: Door to Door (Final Edit) | (Original)
- Episode 11b: FBI Warning of Doom
- Episode 12a: Bolognius Maximus
- Episode 12b: Game Slave 2
- Episode 13 : Battle of the Planets
- Episode 14 : Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom
- Episode 15a: Mysterious Mysteries
- Episode 15b: Future Dib
- Episode 16a: Hobo 13
- Episode 16b: Walk For Your Lives
- Episode 17a: MegaDoomer
- Episode 17b: Lice
- Episode 18a: Abucted
- Episode 18b: The Sad, Sad Tale of Chickenfoot
- Episode 19a: GIR Goes Crazy And Stuff
- Episode 19b: Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom
- Episode 20 : Tak: The Hideous New Girl
- Episode 21 : Backseat Drivers From Beyond The Stars
- Episode 22a: Mortos Der Soulstealer
- Episode 22b: Zim Eats Waffles
- Episode 23a: The Girl Who Cried Gnome
- Episode 23b: Dibship Rising
- Episode 24a: Vindicated!
- Episode 24b: The Voting of the Doomed
- Episode 25 : Gaz, Taster of Pork
- Episode 26 : The Frycook What Came From All That Space
- Episode 27 : The Most Horrible X-Mas Ever (Final Edit) | (Original)